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After briefly cleaning my mouth out with a combination of soap and bleach from hearing myself congratulating the Boers, we look elsewhere to see Lahore owned and in firm grip as Kimberley amusing stage a attack on the Indian city. Vietnam, please issue an immediate emergency, as Lahore is mere cities away from your capital and is probably in nuke range. I’d be very careful indeed. When the Boer hammer falls again, it might be too late. That is, unless Brazil does it first.