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Everyone’s favorite vacation home gets visited by the Boers who still seem determined to take every single city they can reach. It doesn’t seem likely this city will flip more than once but due to the wonders in the Boer’s possession and the palty forces accumulating in the vacation home, I expect millions if not billions of people to erupt once the city flip and not much more. Bunker down vacationers, we promise the Boer Ryk will be swift, sudden and far more stable than in the hands of the Kimberley. And hey, according to the brochere they dropped on you, you’ll be getting free iPads, so that’s cool!

For real though, can anyone here actually estimate how many people would be lost if the city lost a third of its population? I guess we’ll have to wait for the inevitable won’t we?