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Part 111: What Is It Good For?

Narrated by GreatFan

Audio Narration

  1. Intro

    The Total War of approaching this part, as described by the excellent post of /u/ jprivado

  2. Melon Map

    Brazil in all its green glory. Will they become even more glorious this part?

  3. Tile Accurate

    Green tiles still stand proud.

  4. PR Slide

    Brazil is still number one, unshaken. Will the events of this part knock them out of the spotlight?

  5. 1

    We start with a shot of the Great Green Glob, now reaching Canada. The latest to be seized is a city drawn from the Kimberley (god…

  6. 2

    Alack and Alas. Brazil seizes the region of Quebec, granting them access to the former Gulf of Iglulik. Formerly wrestled over by…

  7. 3

    Ah, taking a well-deserved break from the Inuit Meltdown, we see the region of Upper Asia. Australia seems to be using Brazil’s ta…

  8. 4

    Waterever, you Sea, the Cray-sea Inuit voted on a Krilliant congress that Corals are no longer essenshell to the word, meanwhile,…

  9. 5

    Ah, peaceful Vietnam, so calm, so filled with the wrong shade of green on their cities…. It’s honestly disgusting. Oh, and people…

  10. 6

    Well, nothing new under the sun, Brazil gets more cities, and it is reaching dangerously close to Alaska….

  11. 7

    Ah, Regina and Victoria. Regina means queen, Regina is separated from Victoria, it means Queen Victoria was dethroned, and this me…

  12. 8

    “Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey,…

  13. 9

    Sibir thinks that Black is the New Green, and seriously, there is too much black, and too little flippin’. Is anyone interested in…

  14. 10

    Ah, Rach Gha, a beautiful city, kept safe by the Terminator Unit. I see, Brazil is sharing the secrets of the Former Boer Skynet t…

  15. 11

    The United Cities of North Brazil, in all its puppeted Glory. It is only a matter of time before direct rule starts, the units sta…

  16. 12

    Nova Scotia is now under Brazilian Rule. We can see Cuiaba, a city on Brazil’s city list, but that’s not the important thing! Otta…

  17. 13

    Saskatoon is reclaimed by the melty stinky icy garbage, how cute. Brazil isn’t going to be deleted by a single city. Victoria is s…

  18. 14

    Iqaluit. The Second City on Inuit’s name list, shares a screen with a city in a Tropical Zone. I am sorry. there is barely anythin…

  19. 15

    Sibir, proclaiming Maximum Russia, sneaks into Manchurian Korea. I mean, Korea is the CBR equivalent to a Basement Dweller, he pro…

  20. 16

    Ah, peace at least! Between non-fighting parties...that one of them helped the Great BR Empire more than themselves, well, submiss…

  21. 17

    Saskatoon is flipped once again, Victoria is un-sieged, units approach Halifax… Man, the peaceful and long unflipped Canada took a…

  22. 18

    Narim might be an interesting beachhead for landing Brazilian units. The isle is surrounded from all sides by Inuit ships.

  23. 19

    Alaska is starting to become a possible dream, with the capture of Kangiqtinq, the fourth Inuit City! We can see a Blackfoot Tank,…

  24. 20

    Good grief...More of the Brazil wave strikes the Inuit. Changing topics from the obvious, I wonder how Keflavik is faring, it must…

  25. 21

    There are 6 Inuit Settlers in this shot alone. Instead of you know…. Trying to resist the Green Tide with units, because that woul…

  26. 22

    Ah, such a great shot, Brazil has arrived at the Arctic Ocean, such a wonderful conquest for the Empire of Brazil. A new beach has…

  27. 23

    Watch out! While apparently no significant damage happened, look at the corner and see how Brazil seized cities at the Northeast o…

  28. 24

    You probably noticed by now, that Brazil betrayed their OCP buddy Iceland, nothing personal, it’s just that you don’t get room for…

  29. 25

    Here we see the Fleet of Thor in all its mighty power! Well there are more carriers than anything but is the thought that matters.…

  30. 26

    What a refreshing view of Africa. The International Community was finally alerted by Ingólfur of the possible menace Brazil stand…

  31. 27

    “People and Leaders of the Cylinder! Brazil has crossed the boundaries of warfare! One thing is to fight wars on the Boers, who wa…

  32. 28

    “The ancient land of the Romans is broken and scattered thanks to the incessant fire of the Brazilians. So, I ask you all...”

  33. 29

    “While England is undergoing a naval invasion, are we going to wait until we conquer them all?! It could be you next! We shall joi…

  34. 30

    While a yet-not-deleted fleet strikes the final heartland of a once eternal empire, the UN stands up in applause, and they decide…

  35. 31

    WAR IS DECLARED GLOBALLY. EVERYONE IS AT WAR, NOBODY LIES AT PEACE. Crowfoot, once a wise ruler, is struck by madness and sees th…

  36. 32

    The land of Japan. Slayed long ago by the Kimberley nation, released and integrated by Korea, is once again active. Meiji, after a…

  37. 33

    Korea reclaims Suwon and Ulsan from the Vietnamese, alas. It seems the original plan of just crippling Brazil was a failure, and n…

  38. 34

    Korea is trying their best to keep themselves intact, and it seems they are quite managing to do it!

  39. 35

    Inuit takes several Korean Cities, such as Gongju! Aussie Troops flock in direction of Kamchatka, wanting a bit of the Ice Cream.

  40. 36

    Aaah~ The Bordergore is astounding...The Inuit seizes some Sibir cities as well, Sibir takes Elgyay, Mongolia is heavily damaged b…

  41. 37

    I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. Inuit descends into Asia! Otrar is attacked from multiple sides! Korea is still flocked by the…

  42. 38

    Australia is still mad at the Vietnam War and attacks Olongapo, Vietnam takes Caloocan. A fierce naval battle starts, after the co…

  43. 39

    Even with a hefty number of Viet-marines, O Raj Brasileiro seems unlikely to fall, it’s too carpeted.

  44. 40

    ‘Nam can’t catch a break and loses Da Nang in India for Brazil. La Hore is quite damaged.

  45. 41

    Vietnam can’t flip a single Brazilian city, only damage. Vietnam can try, but that's about it. Millard Fillmore would be astounde…

  46. 42

    Mongolia...is doing better than expected! They have not immediately died, and they still have a standing army on their side! Howev…

  47. 43

    This slide has damage. No Flips, but lots and lots of damage.

  48. 44

    Yerevan and other Caucasus cities are in the Black! Could Pedro net another capital?

  49. 45

    Europe is a “boring” continent. No cities flip, only get damaged. MELEE UNITS ARE IMPORTANT OKAY?!

  50. 46

    Ah Denmark. you never were in this game, but even here Holstein lies separated from you. Will Sweden take you home? Will they take…

  51. 47

    We see X-Coms swarming a very black France, meaning we will see more Green in Europe next turn.

  52. 48

    Antium gets seized by Brazil and what the hell Sweden go back and take a German city.

  53. 49

    Cienfuegos gets captured and Lisbon is surrounded. I very much doubt these little islands will fall very easily, I mean, it’s not…

  54. 50

    Bamako is engulfed by Brazil. I predict even Sale is going to be stolen.

  55. 51

    A Bucc Great Musician plays accordion and sings chanties in the far south seas near a very damaged Wulungarra. With no enemy melee…

  56. 52

    Oh, Canada. Long time no see. If you look at the minimap, you will spot that the Inuit took a bite out of Greenland. Brazil split…

  57. 53

    This slide lacks units in both fronts. It’s clear this war has taken a great loss of lives.

  58. 54

    Even though the Bra-Ice war caused over control of the Viklande Peninsula, their cities lie in the hands of the original owners.…

  59. 55

    Yare Yare Daze. The Buccaneer core lies unfazed by the Brazilian Attacks. They have their navy and they are going to use it goddam…

  60. 56

    At the Centrarr Arrmerica, things aren’t looking so bright. they are surrounded from North and South America, all that takes is a…

  61. 57

    South Arrmerica is pressured on by the Green Glob, My prediction is 2 or 3 parts to fall.

  62. 58

    A Grand Fleet is rushing and striking the seas. Will the Australians push back the Better Green back into America? Will the blob n…

  63. 59

    The Battle Starts Now. And So the Wheel of Fate spins. What will happen next? Stay Tuned For Next Part, Praise Fillmore and I hop…