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Part 110: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Carnival

Narrated by Poblano and Lunar

Audio Narration

  1. Intro

    Worldwide Boer Ryk Twelve Million Paratroopers Worldwide Brazil Ryk Welcome to the Civ Battle Royale part 110. I, Poblano, will b…

  2. Melon Map

    Inuit death comes Nuclear hell consumes all War never changes. Last week saw the Inuit make a fatal error: They declared on the…

  3. 1

    Once Mexican land No longer Mexicans here Only Carnival Coiot’s Note: Lunar will be joining Poblano narrating the odd numbered sl…

  4. 2

    Puebla, Mexico Found “where serpents change their skin” And where XCOMs land Brazil seems to be focusing on taking every single f…

  5. 3

    Here lies Albany Tombstone of Lincoln himself Reads “Let Freedom Ring” Surprisingly it seems that Inuit have a strong defense her…

  6. 4

    No turtle ships now Nor hwach’a for Sejong No units at all Korea is running out of units quickly. Vietnam seems to be focusing on…

  7. 5

    Pax Siberia When Jokuskai slept in peace The sleep is gone now Yakutian capital seems to the only thing flipping. I could see Tom…

  8. 6

    The Boer capital But only penguins live here The Boers are dead The Boers have been restricted to the antarctic. These cities do…

  9. 7

    Huehuehuehuehue Huehuehuehuehuehuehue Huehuehuehuehue It seems the remains of former Texas proper are good health packs for this…

  10. 8

    Cincinnati falls A world renowned city falls Lol jk who cares Inuit have some troops on the coast to defend this region, but the…

  11. 9

    Not-Brazil loses A city to not-Brazil; And more will follow Brazil is still being detrimental to the Vietnamese war efforts and A…

  12. 10

    Peaceful ocean gulf No nuclear fallout here Ancient citadels The gulf coast is almost unified. All that remains of the ancient ma…

  13. 11

    Blackfoot Torreon Then Inuit Torreon Brazil Torreon It’s more likely that this front will flip over and over much like the Blackf…

  14. 12

    No Bucc embargo Free trade for all anarchists Sibir carpeted The Buccaneers aren’t embargoed, which means they are free to export…

  15. 13

    No more OCP No more Boer containment No more Boer ryk “Dear goodness. Oh geez. Oh dang. Oh darn. Oh wow. Guys, I think this game…

  16. 14

    Do you remember? Mexico once laid claims here Mexico is dead The Brazilian push finally reaches cities that were originally Black…

  17. 15

    Nothing to lose, here Nothing to win, here, either Morgan is alone The Buccaneers are officially surrounded on 3 sides by Brazil.…

  18. 16

    Inuit collapse “Omae wa mou shindeiru” “NANI?” - Inuit Fort Rouille is a massive multiplayer shooter where sixty war trained warr…

  19. 17

    Fifty words for snow yet no words for “a defeat” No need, until now Out of nowhere, a great mass of Brazilian units appears to gr…

  20. 18

    New York has fallen Was the carnival worth it? Billions have now died I used to think it was unlikely that the front wouldn’t be…

  21. 19

    War torn Rach Dia Low health for eternity No peace in our time If you looked at the screenshot of last turn, you probably could s…

  22. 20

    Nothing happens here And yet everything happens I’m very confused As predicted, Tommot and Jokuskai remain in Sibir’s hand. Inuit…

  23. 21

    End Korean war And Vietnam has no seoul Rach Dia is free Well, way to make me look dumb, Vietnam. Rach dia doesn’t have to worry…

  24. 22

    one-sided peace deals Vietnam’s main specialty At least ten cities Australia not having open borders with Vietnam is huge here, e…

  25. 23

    Vietnam-Sibir Ten screenshots of a bad war Nothing happens here Nothing here has changed since the last screenshot. For some reas…

  26. 24

    Brazil loses troops Now this could have meant something But Inuit dumb This seems to be the holding point for now. Brazil is over…

  27. 25

    God died long ago We killed him with carnival Huehuehuehuehue The Inuit quickly try to get their troops to the interior, but in d…

  28. 26

    Quiet Joinville Now, Population: Zero Brazil killed them all These mountains are likely to be a meat grinder as man versus machin…

  29. 27

    Winnipeg is bad Their hockey team isn’t good Zero Playoff Wins Excuse me for the hockey jokes, but Winnipeg is the latest city to…

  30. 28

    Nothing happens here It’s the curse of Yakutia Jokuskai is cursed. Sibir front has slowly moved inwards. It seems unlikely that t…

  31. 29

    EGADES! My roast is Ruined! But what if I were To purchase fast food I’m not sure what i’m looking at here. Aurora Boer-ealis? St…

  32. 30

    Inuit fight back But it will be Brazilian Carnival won’t stop Blackfoot abandon Inuit even more so, allowing the famously flipped…

  33. 31

    Charlotte’s town falls D E L E T E B R A Z I L Either Inuit troops are retreating and letting Brazil push north unimpeded, or Bra…

  34. 32

    Sibir is next Hide yo children, hide yo wife Carnival’s coming For real tho’ this war would be absolutely beautifully chaotic. A…

  35. 33

    Poland is dead They’ve been dead for awhile They’re dead in sea-bricks Poor Poland. They didn’t have a chance in the BR and they…

  36. 34

    Unpronounceable Can’t fit it in a haiku Zero out of ten. Brazil keeps on hitting about their belts. I would say that this is exce…

  37. 35

    Want to see the world? Then book a carnival cruise Huehuehuehuehue I could see an Inuit pushback in this region, but it would ult…

  38. 36

    Druzhina now flips But It might flip back next turn Life is meaningless The war is chaotic all around. Remember the Korean denoun…

  39. 37

    You forgot this war That’s okay, I did it too Boers forgot too Remember the first Boer-Sweden war? That was when we really though…

  40. 38

    Vancouver, Brazil Quaint Atlantic coastal town None of this is real This seems likely to flip, but units here are getting a bit w…

  41. 39

    Druzinha flipped back But it might flip back next turn Life is meaningless Korea continues to defend this region despite being ne…

  42. 40

    Unreadable town With countless syllables Why do you exist It’s alright haiku. You’ll find some peace in knowing that these cities…

  43. 41

    No revive today Sitting Jesus please come back Cylinder needs you The Sioux Inuit are collapsing rapidly. They lose a lot of form…

  44. 42

    Druzhina flips here But It might flip back next turn Life is meaningless In other exciting news Nizhnekolymsy and Tyukansoye and…

  45. 43

    Tabriz builds units It will take six turns to build And six turns to die Tabriz is a rare city in this BR: it hasn’t had time to…

  46. 44

    Erik Karlsson He can’t save you anymore Ottawa is done See, this joke is funny because Erik Karlsson is a hockey player for the O…

  47. 45

    Druzhina stays gray Another city falls, too It might flip back tho Druzhina is now firmly Siberian. The Korean flip was wasted.…

  48. 46

    Must be lonely here In this desolate icetown Six million penguins Since there’s nothing species to note here: I thought I might a…

  49. 47

    “It’s over, Kruger!” , says Emperor Pedro II “I have the high ground!” This might be worrying for the Penguins if Brazil actually…

  50. 48

    Unpronounceable Why can’t the Blackfoot settle Cities with real names T-This has to be the end right? This has to be the end to o…

  51. 49

    More Sioux cities Sioux cities fall left and right What is this, part nine? This is a serious throwback to 100 parts back. Does a…

  52. 50

    All hope is lost now The carnival claims one more LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE- This is painful This is really painful. This might truly…

  53. 51

    Iceland wants more ice They’ll take it from the Boers Maximum Iceland Boy this was a relevant war declaration like, 4 parts ago.…

  54. 52

    The Boer fleet sails They were prepared for this war Carriers will die Truly the most exciting battle that no doubt millions upon…

  55. 53

    THE NUMBERS, MASON! WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS MASON! No Info-Addict Well, this is the end of the part. There is no Info Addict. I tha…