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The Kahhhhhn! War continues to go swimmingly for Genghis as we see that he’s now taken Shaoshan and seems to have Barnaul and Old Sarain on ice in a hovertank version of the Battle of the Bulge. If he can get a melee unit or two to the front he’ll be doing pretty well. It was a really good idea for him to declare this war when he did!

I’m sorry, I’m being told that KUCHUM Khan declared this war...That poor sap.

In other news, Kruger isn’t even providing IT support to the Sibirians anymore. His brand has been associated with failure too much lately and this war is getting to be an embarrassment.