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The Boers haven’t been in the news for at least a few slides, so we better get back to them immediately. In a confusing move, Iceland has denounced Paul Kruger despite having granted Kru-dog open borders. My guess is the Ingolfur is a history buff and wants to recreate the epic struggle for Olympia among Carthage, Ethiopia, and Sparta circa 4000 BC

In other news, a war that you forgot was happening, between Sweden and the Boers is now over. You know who didn’t forget? Ani, because they’ve been getting the crap bombed out of them for years, and that seems to have been the only thing that happened in this war. You’re now ineligible for the 20 smackers I offered several slides ago. I know you read this.