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Batticaloa? More like Battered-caloa, am I right?....ahem… is this thing on?

Here we catch up to Exclavia on its last legs with Batticaloa in the red. The Afgan refugees protected four of the five avenues of assault and also dissuaded a nuclear end to Kekkonen’s reign. But despite all the help from the Afgan-Finns, the glorified Six Flags guy appears to have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never sign an open borders agreement with Pedro” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never leave the only tile you can be killed from open to a giant ED-209 ripoff”