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Jakarta had fallen, and given the sharp loss in population, it either flipped a couple times or had some nuclear assistance with its overcrowding problem. The Kimberly, for the sin of eliminating a rump state, have been relegated to being a rump state themselves. With no declaration of peace in sight, we’ll see how long that state of affairs lasts.

Brazilian Rambo is...Tom Hanks...in...Castaway...rated R. Using only his wits, a volleyball, and abandoned, fully fueled yachts in the ruins Samarinda, he’ll have to cross an ocean to get back to Brazilian Helen Hunt...only to find out she’s banging Brazilian Chris Noth. Brought to you by Brazilian FedEx.