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Part 105: Rump Steak, Rare

Narrated by Daxington

  1. Intro

    Hello everyone, welcome to this week’s exciting edition of the Civ Battle Royale. I’m u/daxington and I’ll be your humble shepherd…

  2. PR Slide

    To absolutely no one’s surprise, Pedro continues to dance the top tango in this week’s power rankings. Even when the Boers were on…

  3. Tile Accurate Map

    And it’s not hard to see why here on the Tile Accurate Map from u/DerErlenkonig. For the last two parts we’ve seen radical changes…

  4. Melon Map

    On the Tile Accurateish City and Puppet Map from u/Spherical_Melon, we see the next thing to be feared from Brazil. What happens w…

  5. 1

    Aaaaand it appears that Pedro has grown tired of his intercontinental samba, deciding to opt for the second time in a row to end h…

  6. 2

    We get our first look at a post-Carnival Eastern Europe. Sweden’s forces have, of course, been concentrated into their territory b…

  7. 3

    A shot of formerly-Icelandic Germany shows Malmo and Krakow also changed administrations. Rumor has it that this deal was brokered…

  8. 4

    To round out our tour of former Sweden, we confirm that no late-war city flips occurred in Anatolia. One is left to wonder if the…

  9. 5

    Batticaloa? More like Battered-caloa, am I right?....ahem… is this thing on? Here we catch up to Exclavia on its last legs with B…

  10. 6

    We’ve briefly entered an episode of Mr. Robot, where the camera is pointing at nothing particular while all the action happens at…

  11. 7

    The first shots have already been fired in the War to Avenge Kekkonen. Cities on both sides have taken damage, but there were no f…

  12. 8

    This seems to be an uncharacteristic war for Pedro as he has a carpet neither inside nor directly outside Kimberley territory. Ei…

  13. 9

    We finally get our first look at the long anticipated OCP 3.0. Everyone’s been afraid of the Orange Menace for so long and it’s fi…

  14. 10

    As promised, we see the final outcome of the Last Exclave. Finland was one of the most exciting nations of the mid-game. Kekkonen…

  15. 11

    Sailing out of the Arabian sea and into international waters is a unit of Afgani-Finnish soldiers. They’re homeless for the first…

  16. 12

    A buccaneer cybersub is investigating one of the most curious features of the cylinder, a ring of mountains surrounded by ice. Leg…

  17. 13

    As the turn rolls over we see that OCP 3.0 has officially become one of the largest coalitions in modern CBR history with the Boer…

  18. 14

    Here we get a look at another one of the main combatants in the OCP 3.0. This struggle will likely give us content for the next do…

  19. 15

    The long war is over! OCP 3.0 has ended! Crowfoot declares VH day in the holy city of Hunkpapa! Korea looks on helplessly, asking…

  20. 16

    The Kimberley were indeed successful in their assaults on Amaravati and Thi Li Bi Nai, but the gains appear to be short lived, as…

  21. 17

    The true reason for Brazil’s DOW on the Kimberley becomes apparent. He’s not here to snipe cities in Indonesia He’s here to add to…

  22. 18

    A rare look at the southern Atlantic shows that Brazilian territory crosses the entire ocean. Brazilian workers scramble across to…

  23. 19

    Brazilian Rambo did it! He sniped Makassar! In grudging respect for Rambo’s heroism, Pedro has sent additional troops to try to ho…

  24. 20

    A Blackfoot paratrooper enters the royal timeshare of Kamehameha. His brethren are out on the beach taking longboards from the loc…

  25. 21

    Any supporter of Vietnam has to be happy about the supply of troops they’ve been able to send down to Indonesia, but any modern ci…

  26. 22

    On the topic of open borders, this is probably the most important screen in all of international politics right now. It’s incredib…

  27. 23

    In Korea, we see that the Blackfoot are trying to project their new number 2 military status in the same way that Brazil is, and h…

  28. 24

    It seems that even Brazilian Rambo was no match for Gundam Wing rolling back into Makaasar at least not when all organic material…

  29. 25

    What is this place? I’ve never heard of it. I mean, I know we’re on the cylinder because there are Brazilian peacekeepers, but who…

  30. 26

    No, this isn’t a vision into the future where everything is a uniform, lime green. This is just Brazil, which, (surprise!) is occu…

  31. 27

    Here we see the faux-Brazil doing their best impression of that last slide. Sure, they can’t quite do it because they don’t occupy…

  32. 28

    Jandemarra appears to be Dunkirking, but the problem is that he hasn’t owned the territory back across the channel for several mil…

  33. 29

    With Makassar joining the sisterhood and Samarinda having been wiped off the face of the cylinder, the Kimberley are indeed down t…

  34. 30

    Turning to the mid-Atlantic, we see a painful reminder of how insidious succumbing to the special interests at Big Carrier can be.…

  35. 31

    An even rarer look at an even southern Atlantic ocean reveals the Southern Ice Sheet fleet. Sure it couldn’t take a city, but boy…

  36. 32

    The Trung sisters are getting prime seats in the collaboration train by declaring a public friendship with Pedro. Reports are that…

  37. 33

    Ever wondered what the future looks like for your civilization? Well let’s take a look at a model favela of Cordoba right here in…

  38. 34

    In contrast to their friendship with Pedro, the Trungs are apparently very unhappy with Mr. Harry Parkes of Austria. That’s weird.…

  39. 35

    On the other side of the world, tensions rise in the Gulf of Mexico as nuclear warheads appear to be getting closer to Cuba…. hold…

  40. 36

    Jakarta had fallen, and given the sharp loss in population, it either flipped a couple times or had some nuclear assistance with i…

  41. 37

    Here we get a rare look at the Blackfoot Aleutian islands, home to a modest detachment of Blackfoot troops. These would all be in…

  42. 38

    Fighting for his very existence, Jandemarra retakes Jakarta in his first gain against the Trungs since the beginning of the strugg…

  43. 39

    As expected Jakarta returns to the warm bosom of Vietnamese control post haste. Surabaya is also suddenly surrounded by Brazilian…

  44. 40

    Near the lands of never ending winter, the northern Blackfoot cities appear to be focused on increasing their production by buildi…

  45. 41

    I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting a little suspicious about the number of slides we’re seeing of the Blackfoot Inuit bo…

  46. 42

    In our continuing suspicious tour of Blackfoot lands we see former Hawaii, packed as the Aleutians were with Blackfoot troops. Al…

  47. 43

    Holy crap, Sibir and the Boers, fresh off of their peace deal last part have teamed up to give Genghis Khan the most action he’s s…

  48. 44

    Further south, we can see that the defenders in the war have actually drawn first blood by taking one of the perpetual targets in…

  49. 45

    Seeing a bit more of the Mongolian core, outdated troops may be an issue for them, but they have two things going for them: 1. The…

  50. 46

    It’s good to see that there is a region of Sibir that’s not entirely green, and it’s also good to see that they are, in fact, capa…

  51. 47

    In a bold move of escalation in the Gulf, the Henry Morgan has decided to antagonize Crowfoot, the man who has been brandishing an…

  52. 48

    An even bigger mystery that Sibir’s DOW on Mongolia has to be Paul Kruger’s motive. In the days of him holding the Indian subconti…

  53. 49

    The war to avenge Kekkonen seems to have come to a close with Vietnam completing their invasion of Surabaya right under the node o…

  54. 50

    Un -F, UN-F!!! Operation Didgeri-Dunkirk is a success with Jandy having smuggled several nukes and a GDR off of Java. as well as…

  55. 51

    Ulaanbaatar. There are worse pieces of bordergore in the world. Hell, this isn’t even bordergore, it’s just an exclave. But it’s a…

  56. 52

    The Boers haven’t been in the news for at least a few slides, so we better get back to them immediately. In a confusing move, Icel…

  57. 53

    Sweden is now fully back at peace and is looking pretty darn good considering everyone thought they were going to be doomed based…

  58. 54

    The Kahhhhhn! War continues to go swimmingly for Genghis as we see that he’s now taken Shaoshan and seems to have Barnaul and Old…

  59. 55

    And here we see the real reason that Kruger peaced out. He’s just in it for the money Even though he’s suffered some setbacks, the…

  60. 56

    In one of the only actions the UN can take that actually could hold some interest with those on the sub, an embargo is placed on t…

  61. 57

    Bamda, as is its nature, flips, but it doesn’t look like Kuchum will have long with this city before Genghis is back in town finis…

  62. 58

    Further up the front, Genghis has tenaciously held Shaoshan. They’re also threatening Mandalgovi in the far north, but the Mongoli…

  63. 59

    It’s now that time as we take a look at the beloved infoaddict slides. Here we take a look at the production output for each civ.…

  64. 60

    The world population leaders edge closer and closer to a billion citizens, a remarkable achievement after the Great Famine and som…

  65. 61

    I’m sure that crop yields signify something. Probably related to population. If any of the nerds want to drop a line about how it’…

  66. 62

    The much-maligned land area statistic doesn’t need any more maligning from me. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then ask…

  67. 63

    In the rarely seen religion update we see a highly tiered distribution that’s unlikely to have any changes in places for cities or…

  68. 64

    On the map, we see that the Party Pope of nu-Catholicism continues to reign supreme across the Eurasian supercontinent, Not-Aryani…