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Part 102: Emergency Activated

Narrated by Andy

  1. Intro

    Hello, everyone! I am /u/Andy0132, Power Ranker Extraordinaire for both CBR Mark 2, and CBR Mark 2.1, as well as a fervent partici…

  2. PR Slide

    We see here the new kings of the Battle Royale, Brazil. Having been ranked first 9-3 over the Boers, we PR certainly like big carp…

  3. Tile Accurate Map

    We see here the Tile Accurate Map of /u/DerErlenKonig, and with it Brazilian conquest of Sri Lanka. We also see on here the Blackf…

  4. Melon Map

    Meanwhile, on the Melon Map, by the eponymous /u/Spherical_Melon, we see just how much of the Swedish-Siberian border is puppetted…

  5. Neverflipped Map

    Finally, we also have the Neverflipped Map, by /u/thehonestyfish, where we find out just how much of the cores of our great powers…

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    Off the bat, we see the partition and demolition of Sri Lanka as a civ. Anuradhapura (Dawkinzz, I hope you enjoy saying these name…

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    Here, we see the last stand of Sri Lanka. Mini-Pedro has wisely made his peace, leaving the Boerg to take the diplomatic penalty f…

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    A sea of green unfurls, not Vietnamese green, but Brazilian. Brazilian vacationers and fifth columnists have occupied everything f…

  9. 4

    Hoi An flips back to Vietnamese hands, while the Blackfoot presence is substantially weakened. However, Vigan, Cebu, Bien Hoa, and…

  10. 5

    Here, we see that although the Blackfoot has lost their hold upon Vijaya, they maintain their grip precariously on Panduranga and…

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    Here, we see the Boer forward base of Ambon, the Brazilian Andamans (SJK and Pathein), and a Vietnam in possession of half of Suma…

  12. 7

    Here, we see the Siberian front, as Sibir flips Tyumen, yet for all their might, can make no headway against Brazilian fifth colum…

  13. 8

    Here, we see out in the middle of the Pacific, a French galleass, from ages long past, before the Hiatus came. Never Forget. We al…

  14. 9

    Blackfoot holdings in Vietnam have substantially increased, with Vigan and Bien Hoa added to their collection. Caloocan feels the…

  15. 10

    We see in this slide the fall of Kauthara again, as it has flipped back into Vietnamese hands from those of the Blackfoot. What’s…

  16. 11

    Blackfoot buildup in Manchuria (Yes, actually Manchuria this time) is outdated, but massive. However, the concentration of units a…

  17. 12

    In addition to the bazillion Brazilians swarming everywhere, Korean peacekeepers join the mix around Rach Gia! Forced out of their…

  18. 13

    DOOT DOOT! Kimberley has taken Sri Jayawardenapura Kotte back from Brazil, putting the score from 2-0 to 1-0. Will Kimberley forc…

  19. 14

    Off to Europe, we see massive carpets of Brazilian units. Paratroopers and Drone UAVs dominate the mass, while Biodrones and XComs…

  20. 15

    Press F to Pay Respects. After a long and admittedly dreadfully boring life, with the highlights being taking over the southern M…

  21. 16

    Over here, we see lots of naval bordergore courtesy of Exclavia, a refugee worker, and two Brazilian forward bases in India. Sorry…

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    Finally, after a grand total of three turns, the Blackfoot have been kicked out of Indochina, with Panduranga returning to Vietnam…

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    Vigan remains, but the Blackfoot presence in China is now threadbare. Brazilian fifth columnists continue to fill the land, and th…

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    Bien Hoa has fallen, as Vietnam pushes back against the Blackfoot. However, Tianjin and Vigan remain in Crowfoot’s control. Also,…

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    We see here the vast Brazilian core, filled to the brim with paratroopers, robot infantry, and others. Although paratroopers aren’…

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    The Blackfoot join this rallying cry. Will the Boers follow suit? Also, we see Australian vacationers, alongside a full Blackfoot…

  27. 22

    I smell a coalition coming! Iceland joins the anti-bordergore coalition, setting the stage for the Third Kekkonning. Also, ridicul…

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    Korea joins the call, as we see how Iceland has outsourced their military not only to Big Carrier, but also to Brazilians and Blac…

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    Peace, again, is made, while empty lands in India beckon for Brazilian peacekeepers.

  30. 25

    Although Australia attempts to pass Natural Heritage Sites, it seems that it shall not pass. Australia has made themselves many en…

  31. 26

    At last, we see Boer territory in Africa not carpeted by Brazilians. Naturally, it’s carpeted by workers. This is sure to shake th…

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    Tyumen falls, as the Exclavians are pushed out of one of their three main exclaves. Although the Exclavians still possess a melee…

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    Also falling is Hrazdan, meaning that the Exclavians have been pushed onto their last city, in Batticoloa. We also see some citade…

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    Off to the east, we see that Tianjin has flipped back to Vietnam, pushing the Blackfoot out of China entirely. Is this the end of…

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    It may not be so, as the Blackfoot still hold their forward base, from which another attack may be launched. That being said, I th…

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    Korea, who the Blackfoot were dependent upon for peacekeeper storage, has turned their backs and denounced the Blackfoot. For what…

  37. 32

    As Kuchum Khan makes peace with Urho Kekkonnen, we see the true difficulties associated with an invasion of Armenia. Simply put, B…

  38. 33

    Off of Sale, Henry Morgan plots on how to defeat the Boers. After hours of deliberation, he comes up with the plan. “How shall we…

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    Meanwhile, in the Middle East, Brazilian peacekeepers have absolutely flooded everything. Although the Armenian army is composed o…

  40. 35

    As we turn our gazes away from the Middle East, we spy Sibir having caught a breach in the Brazilian peacekeeper armies, to seize…

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    Here, we see a 0 HP Pathein, and a Kimberley in a position to take it. Will the Kimberley walk out of the war with Mini-Pedro unha…

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    OH BOY OH BOY! Brazil denounces the Blackfoot. Will war break out between our two peacekeeper powers?

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    Meanwhile, in Karakorum, Genghis wakes up. Looking around groggily at himself, he totters over to the war table, where his general…

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    Here, we see the Swedish annexation of Hebron, more D I R E C T R U L E F R O M P R A E T O R I A from the Boers, as well as…

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    Over here, we see the Fall of Urgench, as Sibir moves further into Vietnamese territory. Although the Siberians are slowed by the…

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    We pan back to Vietnamese China, where we see vast Brazilian hordes, a few more Blackfoot units in Korea, and a Siberian unit in t…

  47. 42

    Sri Lanka lives on, in a refugee submarine off the shores of Australia. “We All Live In a Red Submarine.” plays day and night, rem…

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    Up north, we see Brazilian control over the Andamans solidify, as peace is made with Jandamarra. To be honest, Jandamarra hasn’t d…

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    Urgench flips back to Vietnam, but it’s already deep in the black. Meanwhile, Brazilian fifth columnists continue to swarm everywh…

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    Oh boy... The Blackfoot are on the back foot, as Olongapo falls to an embarked Vietnamese Robot Infantry, and given how the only t…

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    Here, we see the Swedish core, replete with Jyvaskylä, its twin in Ukraine offscreen. More relevantly, we see that while Sweden p…

  52. 47

    Oh boy, round two is here! This time, Kruger ropes Ekeuhnick into the war, as Boer, Inuit, and Kimberley clash once again. Janadam…

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    Here, we see the Kimberley core. Not one to go down quietly, the Kimberley have already taken back Ambon, carpeted their core, and…

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    In a move that must have pirates cylinderwide getting sleepless nights, Minipedro denounces Henry Morgan. Will Brazil come back to…

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    Here, we see the Sibir-Nam frontier, with Urgench having flipped once more into Vietnamese hands. Can Sibir seize the city, and pu…

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    Iceland joins on the Bucc hate train, with a denouncement. More irrelevantly, however, both the Trungs and Mongolia have gone to w…

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    We see here the aforementioned Batticaloa, protected by its guard of Afghan peacekeepers. More interestingly, however, we see that…

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    With the Brazilians having left Boer lands behind, the Boer core looks sad and empty, with some cities lacking even a single unit…

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    We see more symptoms that the Brazilians have at last left Boer lands. The Kongo, once so full of vacationers and fifth columnists…

  60. 55

    Goddamnit, BC. Stop teasing us! Before BC allows us to see the conclusion of the Boer-Brazilian tensions in Africa, we pan to th…

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    Holy Shit. Holy Shit. Holy Shit. A four-way coalition has been formed against the Boers! Brazil, Sibir, Iceland, and Vietnam,…

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    Off the bat, Brazil makes it clear they’d be the main contributor to the alliance. That being said, they’ll have a tough time of i…

  63. 58

    Here, we are reminded that the Second OCP is not simply Brazil while a weakened Vietnam cheers on and provides moral support, but…

  64. 59

    FATALITY! On the first turn of war still, Persepolis falls to Brazilian peacekeepers. What’s more, Ghapani is already deep, deep,…

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    Off to Anatolia, where we are reminded Iceland is also involved in the Second OCP, we see Jerusalem into the deep black, and a col…

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    Off to Arabia, we see the recently assimilated Gaza, Brazilian XComs, and an otherwise-empty Boer core. The Boers are anything but…

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    Carthago Nova has fallen into the yellow, but has Carthage been put at risk? Will Iceland go to war, only to be the next Buccaneer…

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    Now we’re off to Boer North Africa, as empty as the rest of the Boer lands. Although Ciudad Del Carmen is in the yellow, there rea…

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    Off to Portugal, we see that it’s completely filled with Brazilian XComs. I don’t see this remaining Boer for another two turns. A…

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    Off to Former Morocco, we see Isit and Fort De-France in the deep black, and the other prize Iceland stands to lose in Africa, Mar…

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    Next, we see the South Atlantic, which seems calm. How long will that calm last?

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    For our parting shot, we see the Hawaiian islands, peaceful and pretty damned huge. Will Australia join in the OCP? If so, on whos…